Wow…so long title on this one. So I just went to see the movie “The Purge” and all I have to say is “WTF?!”
~*~SPOILER ALERT~*~ This means for those of you who want to see the movie, don’t keep reading dumbasses…
Okay, so the synopsis is basically America wanted to cut down on crime so it invented a way for people to be violent for 12 hours a year and ‘purge’ themselves of the evil within. So it focuses on one family that people are targeting for whatever reason. The family has a mom, dad, 18 y/o girl, and a lil boy with long hair who looks like a serial killer. The father sells security systems for civilians who want protection from the purge. So the girl’s bf is in the house after the Purge starts, they’re making out and kissing heavily and he says he wants to talk to her dad. Meanwhile the little boy is watching the cameras on the outside of the house and sees a man limping down the street asking for help. So he takes it upon himself to disarm the security system and let the man in, the boyfriend confronts the father as the man is running inside the house and pulls a gun and shoots at him. Missing of course, the father fires three shots out of a five shot revolver (I counted the holes in the weapon behind the barrel as we had a good ten seconds to look at it) at the boyfriend and hits him in the stomach, the other bullets hit the wall. Then he turns to the man who has ran into the house and fires four more bullets.
Let’s do some math…the revolver held AT MOST 6 bullets, if i miscounted by some chance. so 6-3=3 if i miscounted or 5-3=2 after he fires 3 bullets at the boyfriend. then he turns and fires 4 more bullets at the man. 3-4= -1 and 2-4= -2. So yeah…the directors can’t count either way.
Once the stupidity commences of the family not being able to find the daughter who is tending to the boyfriend who is bleeding to death, the little boy runs off and we can’t find him either. He has a lil doll I forgot to mention with a camera (night vision conveniently) mounted on a remote control tank which he controls from a little cave he’s made in his closet like a freak. So he’s looking at his camera and shit…boring and pointless really.
There’s a knock on the door and people are wearing masks and telling the family that they want the man who ran into the house because they wanna kill him. Sounds legit. They threaten to break in and kill everyone if he’s not delivered. At this point we find out that the security system isn’t 100% effective and that they could easily get in if they really wanted to. They do. really. want. to. get. in.
So there’s a struggle between the family members on deciding what to do before they decide to fight the masked hoodlums and let the man (who i didn’t hear a name for so he’s the “black guy” because he’s the ONLY black man in the film, yeah note the white people are RETARDED) live.
So the hoodlums break in by pulling the metal off the house with a truck and chains and use a battering ram to get in. The family thinks this is a great time to arm themselves (their guns seem to disappear until this point where they magically reappear in their hands) and SPLIT UP.
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Really?! You think splitting up will help you? What happens if you blast your family member?! )*&%(&F^$(&^%*&^_ yeah…I was pissed. So the man shows some badassery (just made that word up, deal with it) and kills like four or five of the masked ones, he shoots them, beats their heads into a pool table, axes with an axe for you deliquents who “axe” questions, and maims another. He even double taps. I cheered. No literally I clapped for that one and said good job. Then he turns down the hallway and doesn’t look where he’s going and gets stabbed. Great. he’s dead. Did all that badass shit to die seconds later.
So the chases get more “intense” if you mean following around an 18 y/o with no gun and a woman who can’t use hers and a serial killing looking lil boy who started this shit and just needs to die.
The ending is them finally getting caught and their about to be killed and the neighbors come shoot the masked ones and the day…errr night…is saved. Then they point the guns at the family and say they’re killing them that the masked ones were taking their prize. There’s screams/tears/shit/etc and then the black guy comes and offs one of them. The wife…get this…
She doesn’t want the neighbors who were about to murder her and her two kids killed. XD no she wants them to sit at the table with her and be “peaceful”. Which they do…until morning and the movie’s over. No character development on the black man, no drama, no ending…just abrupt bullshit.
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